[[Seashore. A woman is standing with her hands in her hair, possibly tying back a loose strand. An old skeevy man pinches her on the bottom.]]

Man: Here comes the grope monster!
Woman: EEP!

[[Woman turns to face the man.]]
Man: OH! Terribly sorry, I thought you were my sister!
Woman: Th-that’s quite all right

Woman: . . . wait, what?
Man: I mean mother! I thought you were my mother!

[[She beats feet. He is alone.]]
Man: (thinking) I thought that went pretty well.
Unidentified but we all know what it is body part: Me, too.

#231; In which Roger attempts a Scheme transcribed by in

[[Seashore. A woman is standing with her hands in her hair, possibly tying back a loose strand. An old skeevy man pinches her on the bottom.]]

Man: Here comes the grope monster!
Woman: EEP!

[[Woman turns to face the man.]]
Man: OH! Terribly sorry, I thought you were my sister!
Woman: Th-that’s quite all right

Woman: . . . wait, what?
Man: I mean mother! I thought you were my mother!

[[She beats feet. He is alone.]]
Man: (thinking) I thought that went pretty well.
Unidentified but we all know what it is body part: Me, too.

#231; In which Roger attempts a Scheme transcribed by in

[[Seashore. A woman is standing with her hands in her hair, possibly tying back a loose strand. An old skeevy man pinches her on the bottom.]]

Man: Here comes the grope monster!
Woman: EEP!

[[Woman turns to face the man.]]
Man: OH! Terribly sorry, I thought you were my sister!
Woman: Th-that's quite all right

Woman: . . . wait, what?
Man: I mean mother! I thought you were my mother!

[[She beats feet. He is alone.]]
Man: (thinking) I thought that went pretty well.
Unidentified but we all know what it is body part: Me, too.

me three

#231; In which Roger attempts a Scheme

— September 19th, 2006

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#231; In which Roger attempts a Scheme

— September 19th, 2006

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