Comic Transcripts

Caption: Who’s affected by the new airline security regulations?
[[A hand holds a card indicating that bottles are prohibited]]

Caption: Duty-free shops
Clerk: Last chance for cheap booze! / Waitaminnit you can’t take WHAT on the plane

Caption: Toiletries merchants
Shopkeeper: Man, I’ve been selling clean OUT of deodorant, hand lotion, and perfume! / I swear, it’s like people been THROWING it away.

Caption: Opportunistic TV journalists
Journalist: Is air travel safe? I managed to smuggle over sixteen ounces of liquid onto this flight. / In my bladder.

{{header: adapt at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: shocker! i was able to unleash my liquid ingredient in the lavatory and NO ONE STOPPED ME}}

#225; Some suffer while Others profit transcribed by in

Caption: Who’s affected by the new airline security regulations?
[[A hand holds a card indicating that bottles are prohibited]]

Caption: Duty-free shops
Clerk: Last chance for cheap booze! / Waitaminnit you can’t take WHAT on the plane

Caption: Toiletries merchants
Shopkeeper: Man, I’ve been selling clean OUT of deodorant, hand lotion, and perfume! / I swear, it’s like people been THROWING it away.

Caption: Opportunistic TV journalists
Journalist: Is air travel safe? I managed to smuggle over sixteen ounces of liquid onto this flight. / In my bladder.

{{header: adapt at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: shocker! i was able to unleash my liquid ingredient in the lavatory and NO ONE STOPPED ME}}

#225; Some suffer while Others profit transcribed by in

Caption: Who's affected by the new airline security regulations?
[[A hand holds a card indicating that bottles are prohibited]]

Caption: Duty-free shops
Clerk: Last chance for cheap booze! / Waitaminnit you can't take WHAT on the plane

Caption: Toiletries merchants
Shopkeeper: Man, I've been selling clean OUT of deodorant, hand lotion, and perfume! / I swear, it's like people been THROWING it away.

Caption: Opportunistic TV journalists
Journalist: Is air travel safe? I managed to smuggle over sixteen ounces of liquid onto this flight. / In my bladder.

{{header: adapt at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: shocker! i was able to unleash my liquid ingredient in the lavatory and NO ONE STOPPED ME}}

shocker! i was able to unleash my liquid ingredient in the lavatory and NO ONE STOPPED ME

#225; Some suffer while Others profit

  — August 29th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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