Comic Transcripts

[[A dapper young fellow hands a box to an old man with a beard.]]
Young man: Yes, I’d like to return this single-serving smoothie maker.
Old man: Look like the box been opened.

Young man: Well, er, yeah, that’s the thing. When I opened it I found a wedding card inside. I think this was a gift that someone returned.
Old man: So whassa big deal …

Young man: The, um, Pyrex mixing cylinder showed signs of use.
Old man: Newlyweds.

{{header: you broke it you bought it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it has three speeds and a ‘liquefy’ setting}}

#217; In which Much is left to the Imagination transcribed by in

[[A dapper young fellow hands a box to an old man with a beard.]]
Young man: Yes, I’d like to return this single-serving smoothie maker.
Old man: Look like the box been opened.

Young man: Well, er, yeah, that’s the thing. When I opened it I found a wedding card inside. I think this was a gift that someone returned.
Old man: So whassa big deal …

Young man: The, um, Pyrex mixing cylinder showed signs of use.
Old man: Newlyweds.

{{header: you broke it you bought it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it has three speeds and a ‘liquefy’ setting}}

#217; In which Much is left to the Imagination transcribed by in

[[A dapper young fellow hands a box to an old man with a beard.]]
Young man: Yes, I'd like to return this single-serving smoothie maker.
Old man: Look like the box been opened.

Young man: Well, er, yeah, that's the thing. When I opened it I found a wedding card inside. I think this was a gift that someone returned.
Old man: So whassa big deal ...

Young man: The, um, Pyrex mixing cylinder showed signs of use.
Old man: Newlyweds.

{{header: you broke it you bought it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it has three speeds and a 'liquefy' setting}}

it has three speeds and a 'liquefy' setting

#217; In which Much is left to the Imagination

  — August 1st, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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