#1066; Well Isn’t That Nice

Comic Transcripts

[[A man in a darksuit is talking to another in in a lighter suit.]]
Darksuit: Sorry I missed your lunch thing, I was at day care.
Darksuit: Time sorta SLIPS BY when I’m there. But it’s been good for me. RELAXING.

Lightsuit: Why were you at DAY CARE?
Darksuit: Uh, my mom DROPPED ME OFF in the morning?
Darksuit: Then she CAME BACK for me in the afternoon. That’s how day care works.

Darksuit: I recommend it to anyone. You lie on the floor, get read a story, play with Legos, have a snack… half hour nap in the afternoon…
Darksuit: They say napping is good for you, you know? I vouch for it. I feel HEALTHY after naptime. ENERGIZED.

[[Darksuit seems irritated at his friend’s incredulity.]]
Lightsuit: Isn’t day care mainly for… kids?
Darksuit: I guess if you want to WASTE it on someone who can’t APPRECIATE it

{{header: gather ’round WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Hit me up with some o’ those graham cracks an’ a apple j. OF COURSE in a BOX, fool}}

#1066; Well Isn’t That Nice transcribed by in

Lightsuit: Why were you at DAY CARE?
Darksuit: Uh, my mom DROPPED ME OFF in the morning?
Darksuit: Then she CAME BACK for me in the afternoon. That’s how day care works.

[[Darksuit seems irritated at his friend’s incredulity.]]
Lightsuit: Isn’t day care mainly for… kids?
Darksuit: I guess if you want to WASTE it on someone who can’t APPRECIATE it

{{header: gather ’round WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Hit me up with some o’ those graham cracks an’ a apple j. OF COURSE in a BOX, fool}}

#1066; Well Isn’t That Nice transcribed by in

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!