Comic Transcripts

[[A man in a darksuit is talking to another in in a lighter suit.]]
Darksuit: Sorry I missed your lunch thing, I was at day care.
Darksuit: Time sorta SLIPS BY when I’m there. But it’s been good for me. RELAXING.

Lightsuit: Why were you at DAY CARE?
Darksuit: Uh, my mom DROPPED ME OFF in the morning?
Darksuit: Then she CAME BACK for me in the afternoon. That’s how day care works.

Darksuit: I recommend it to anyone. You lie on the floor, get read a story, play with Legos, have a snack… half hour nap in the afternoon…
Darksuit: They say napping is good for you, you know? I vouch for it. I feel HEALTHY after naptime. ENERGIZED.

[[Darksuit seems irritated at his friend’s incredulity.]]
Lightsuit: Isn’t day care mainly for… kids?
Darksuit: I guess if you want to WASTE it on someone who can’t APPRECIATE it

{{header: gather ’round WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Hit me up with some o’ those graham cracks an’ a apple j. OF COURSE in a BOX, fool}}

#1066; Well Isn’t That Nice transcribed by in

[[A man in a darksuit is talking to another in in a lighter suit.]]
Darksuit: Sorry I missed your lunch thing, I was at day care.
Darksuit: Time sorta SLIPS BY when I’m there. But it’s been good for me. RELAXING.

Lightsuit: Why were you at DAY CARE?
Darksuit: Uh, my mom DROPPED ME OFF in the morning?
Darksuit: Then she CAME BACK for me in the afternoon. That’s how day care works.

Darksuit: I recommend it to anyone. You lie on the floor, get read a story, play with Legos, have a snack… half hour nap in the afternoon…
Darksuit: They say napping is good for you, you know? I vouch for it. I feel HEALTHY after naptime. ENERGIZED.

[[Darksuit seems irritated at his friend’s incredulity.]]
Lightsuit: Isn’t day care mainly for… kids?
Darksuit: I guess if you want to WASTE it on someone who can’t APPRECIATE it

{{header: gather ’round WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Hit me up with some o’ those graham cracks an’ a apple j. OF COURSE in a BOX, fool}}

#1066; Well Isn’t That Nice transcribed by in

[[A man in a darksuit is talking to another in in a lighter suit.]]
Darksuit: Sorry I missed your lunch thing, I was at day care.
Darksuit: Time sorta SLIPS BY when I'm there. But it's been good for me. RELAXING.

Lightsuit: Why were you at DAY CARE?
Darksuit: Uh, my mom DROPPED ME OFF in the morning?
Darksuit: Then she CAME BACK for me in the afternoon. That's how day care works.

Darksuit: I recommend it to anyone. You lie on the floor, get read a story, play with Legos, have a snack... half hour nap in the afternoon...
Darksuit: They say napping is good for you, you know? I vouch for it. I feel HEALTHY after naptime. ENERGIZED.

[[Darksuit seems irritated at his friend's incredulity.]]
Lightsuit: Isn't day care mainly for... kids?
Darksuit: I guess if you want to WASTE it on someone who can't APPRECIATE it

{{header: gather 'round WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Hit me up with some o' those graham cracks an' a apple j. OF COURSE in a BOX, fool}}

Hit me up with some o' those graham cracks an' a apple j. OF COURSE in a BOX, fool

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous πŸ™‚ Hope you are well πŸ™‚

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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