Comic Transcripts

[[A darkened dining room. A table is in the center of the scene, set for dinner. MARCUS is seated at the table. A STANDING MAN is carrying a platter, the contents of which are covered by a bucket.]]
MARCUS: Okay, so I’m here. What’s so important that it couldn’t wait ’til morning?
STANDING MAN: This dish has taken me quite some time to PREPARE, Marcus…

[[The bucket is gone, to reveal a woman’s head on the platter. complete with jaunty bonnet. It is facing MARCUS.]]
STANDING MAN: I hope it tastes SWEET! AH HA HA! Sweet, sweet JUSTICE! Your WIFE’S HEAD on a PLATTER! Now you see the CONSEQUENCES OF BETRYAL!

[[Woman’s head is now facing STANDING MAN]]
MARCUS: Dude, that’s YOUR wife.
STANDING MAN: WHAT the — ah, crappykins. Last time I do THAT in the dark.

{{header: measure twice cut once at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: although to be fair she was next on the list anyways}}

#184; In which Marcus escapes Tragedy transcribed by in

[[A darkened dining room. A table is in the center of the scene, set for dinner. MARCUS is seated at the table. A STANDING MAN is carrying a platter, the contents of which are covered by a bucket.]]
MARCUS: Okay, so I'm here. What's so important that it couldn't wait 'til morning?
STANDING MAN: This dish has taken me quite some time to PREPARE, Marcus...

[[The bucket is gone, to reveal a woman's head on the platter. complete with jaunty bonnet. It is facing MARCUS.]]
STANDING MAN: I hope it tastes SWEET! AH HA HA! Sweet, sweet JUSTICE! Your WIFE'S HEAD on a PLATTER! Now you see the CONSEQUENCES OF BETRYAL!

[[Woman's head is now facing STANDING MAN]]
MARCUS: Dude, that's YOUR wife.
STANDING MAN: WHAT the -- ah, crappykins. Last time I do THAT in the dark.

{{header: measure twice cut once at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: although to be fair she was next on the list anyways}}

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New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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