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[[A DOCTOR and WOMAN stand at the bedside of a patient. The DOCTOR is holding a device to his ear, with the other end of the device on the patient.]]
DOCTOR: Yes…yes, that’s a nice piece. That sounds tender. RESONANT, yet SQUISHY.
WOMAN: …Doctor, what are you doing? Is my father going to be okay?

[[A MAN has now entered, to the right of the WOMAN.]]
DOCTOR: I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove his kidney immediately. Also, his liver, pancreas, lungs, corneas, and heart.
MAN: Beth, I don’t think this is a hospital.

{{header: butchers in scrubs at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: but the craigslist thing said to just pull around back to the loading dock! THAT’S WHAT WE DID}}

#185; In which Beth’s Father is made of Meat transcribed by in

[[A DOCTOR and WOMAN stand at the bedside of a patient. The DOCTOR is holding a device to his ear, with the other end of the device on the patient.]]
DOCTOR: Yes...yes, that's a nice piece. That sounds tender. RESONANT, yet SQUISHY.
WOMAN: ...Doctor, what are you doing? Is my father going to be okay?

[[A MAN has now entered, to the right of the WOMAN.]]
DOCTOR: I'm afraid we're going to have to remove his kidney immediately. Also, his liver, pancreas, lungs, corneas, and heart.
MAN: Beth, I don't think this is a hospital.

{{header: butchers in scrubs at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: but the craigslist thing said to just pull around back to the loading dock! THAT'S WHAT WE DID}}

but the craigslist thing said to just pull around back to the loading dock! THAT'S WHAT WE DID

#185; In which Beth’s Father is made of Meat

  — May 19th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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