[[A guy is reading the newspaper, with another man with a pipe looking over his shoulder.]]
Guy: It says here that smoking is the number one cause of death for men aged 25-30.
Man: Well, good thing I'm not a man, then!
[[The guy is still reading, with a woman beside him now.]]
Guy: And women are at great risk for breast cancer, osteoporosis, and hysteria.
Woman: Um, well... good thing I'm not a woman!
[[Now the guy, still with the newspaper, is accompanied by a big dinosaur-looking thing.]]
Guy: All humans eventually die of cancer, if nothing else.
Gaxian: Ha ha! Humans are suckers! Good thing I'm an alien from planet Gax!
Guy: Gaxians are at especially high risk for scabies.
Gaxian: Hey, you want to know the number one cause of death for impudent earthlings? ME
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{{alt-text: also not having attended earth kindergarten he would not have developed an immunity to cooties}}