Comic Transcripts

[[A guy is reading the newspaper, with another man with a pipe looking over his shoulder.]]
Guy: It says here that smoking is the number one cause of death for men aged 25-30.
Man: Well, good thing I’m not a man, then!

[[The guy is still reading, with a woman beside him now.]]
Guy: And women are at great risk for breast cancer, osteoporosis, and hysteria.
Woman: Um, well… good thing I’m not a woman!

[[Now the guy, still with the newspaper, is accompanied by a big dinosaur-looking thing.]]
Guy: All humans eventually die of cancer, if nothing else.
Gaxian: Ha ha! Humans are suckers! Good thing I’m an alien from planet Gax!

Guy: Gaxians are at especially high risk for scabies.
Gaxian: Hey, you want to know the number one cause of death for impudent earthlings? ME

{{header: mortals welcome at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: also not having attended earth kindergarten he would not have developed an immunity to cooties}}

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[[A guy is reading the newspaper, with another man with a pipe looking over his shoulder.]]
Guy: It says here that smoking is the number one cause of death for men aged 25-30.
Man: Well, good thing I'm not a man, then!

[[The guy is still reading, with a woman beside him now.]]
Guy: And women are at great risk for breast cancer, osteoporosis, and hysteria.
Woman: Um, well... good thing I'm not a woman!

[[Now the guy, still with the newspaper, is accompanied by a big dinosaur-looking thing.]]
Guy: All humans eventually die of cancer, if nothing else.
Gaxian: Ha ha! Humans are suckers! Good thing I'm an alien from planet Gax!

Guy: Gaxians are at especially high risk for scabies.
Gaxian: Hey, you want to know the number one cause of death for impudent earthlings? ME

{{header: mortals welcome at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: also not having attended earth kindergarten he would not have developed an immunity to cooties}}

also not having attended earth kindergarten he would not have developed an immunity to cooties

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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