#168; In which Labor is avoided

Comic Transcripts

[[ A mustachioed man holding a cane sits in an easy chair. A woman leands over him, resting her hands on his shoulder.]]

Woman: Okay, up off the couch. It’s baby-birthin’ time. I’d like to go to the hospital now.
Man: You go ahead. I’m gonna catch the end of “Hey, Dude”.

Woman: Seriously, get in the car because the baby is going to be born in minutes and I would really like to be in the hospital on drugs when it happens.
Man: I can think of a dozen things I would rather do than watch a goopy infant emerge from… from a… I would rather clean the garage.

Woman: Sometimes I wonder if you love me at all.
Man: Sometimes I wonder what your fixation is with watching strangers give birth.
Woman: Mrs. West isn’t a stranger! I’ve emailed her at least twice!

{{header: breathe and push at WONDERMARK.COM }}
{{alt-text: all that blood and pain and crying and blah blah blah — it’s not really my scene, you know? }}

#168; In which Labor is avoided transcribed by in

[[ A mustachioed man holding a cane sits in an easy chair. A woman leands over him, resting her hands on his shoulder.]]

Woman: Okay, up off the couch. It’s baby-birthin’ time. I’d like to go to the hospital now.
Man: You go ahead. I’m gonna catch the end of “Hey, Dude”.

{{header: breathe and push at WONDERMARK.COM }}
{{alt-text: all that blood and pain and crying and blah blah blah — it’s not really my scene, you know? }}

#168; In which Labor is avoided transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.