PHOEBE: I want to become a recluse.
I want to suddenly and mysteriously wall myself off from the world.
Everyone will WONDER: "What's HAPPENED to her since her disappearance? What's she been UP to?"
But nobody will know.
PHOEBE: People will become OBSESSED with the lack of information. They'll try to hunt me down, and write BOOKS about how they got OH SO CLOSE.
MIKE: So you'll never talk to the public again?
PHOEBE: Oh, I'll grant an interview once a decade or so. But each appearance will only DEEPEN the enigma.
PHOEBE: For I'll reveal the strange principles I live by! I'll make cryptic references to half-completed masterpieces!
By playing hard to get, I'll become a LEGEND--in a way I NEVER could by shoving myself in people's faces and letting them see my flaws!
MIKE: But why would anyone CARE that much about you? You'd have to capture the people's ATTENTION first.
PHOEBE: First I will ASSASSINATE A KING.
{{Header: hide away at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: ANYONE can manage ONE masterpiece.}}