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A couple, BLAISCHE and YON, are chatting on the couch at a house party. Each holds a mug and saucer.

BLAISCHE: You ready to bail on this party? If you can call it that?

YON: Hold on, I’m gonna refill my coffee one more time.

BLAISCHE: The coffee is gross.

YON: Yeah, but it’s free.

BLAISCHE: It’s free, but it’s GROSS.

YON: It’s gross, but it’s FREE.

BLAISCHE: Our standards are apparently different.

YON: Says the person whose idea it was to come to this housewarming in the first place.

BLAISCHE: A “housewarming” is a NORMAL thing for a party to be! I didn’t think they meant it literally!

FROM OFF-PANEL: Break time’s over, my toasty-woasties! The SNUGGLE PILE is re-forming!

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A couple, BLAISCHE and YON, are chatting on the couch at a house party. Each holds a mug and saucer.

BLAISCHE: You ready to bail on this party? If you can call it that?

YON: Hold on, I'm gonna refill my coffee one more time.

BLAISCHE: The coffee is gross.

YON: Yeah, but it's free.

BLAISCHE: It's free, but it's GROSS.

YON: It's gross, but it's FREE.

BLAISCHE: Our standards are apparently different.

YON: Says the person whose idea it was to come to this housewarming in the first place.

BLAISCHE: A "housewarming" is a NORMAL thing for a party to be! I didn't think they meant it literally!

FROM OFF-PANEL: Break time's over, my toasty-woasties! The SNUGGLE PILE is re-forming!

You don't usually need to read all the fine print on a party invitation, but sometimes it helps.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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