Comic Transcripts

[[CHAD comes up to GENE with a ball and a cup, where the ball is attached to a string that’s attached to the cup. Both are adults. The cup is very large for this kind of thing, basically a bowl.]]

CHAD: CHECK THIS OUT! It’s an old children’s toy! You try to get the ball in the cup!

CHAD: This is what people did for fun before TV and sports and sex were invented

CHAD: ISN’T IT INTERESTING?

[[Gene now has the toy, and attempts to get the ball in the cup.]]

GENE: Wow, Chad, this is REALLY SOMETHING. I’ve NEVER seen anything LIKE it.

CHAD: You really think it’s neat?

GENE: It DEFINITELY has a LOT of qualities. A real conversation starter!

GENE: YUP. This is a REALLY REMARKABLE piece of work. Playing with it is SUCH a UNIQUE EXPERIENCE.

[[Gene successfully gets the ball in the cup.]]

SFX: <>

GENE: By SHARING this with me, you are TRULY making a STATEMENT.

CHAD: You seem to be saying things that SOUND positive, but when taken literally are just statements of fact.

GENE: If you don’t think I LIKE this, Chad, well, I just DON’T KNOW how to CONVINCE you!

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#972; A Quite Unforgettable Experience transcribed by in

[[CHAD comes up to GENE with a ball and a cup, where the ball is attached to a string that's attached to the cup. Both are adults. The cup is very large for this kind of thing, basically a bowl.]]

CHAD: CHECK THIS OUT! It's an old children's toy! You try to get the ball in the cup!

CHAD: This is what people did for fun before TV and sports and sex were invented

CHAD: ISN'T IT INTERESTING?

[[Gene now has the toy, and attempts to get the ball in the cup.]]

GENE: Wow, Chad, this is REALLY SOMETHING. I've NEVER seen anything LIKE it.

CHAD: You really think it's neat?

GENE: It DEFINITELY has a LOT of qualities. A real conversation starter!

GENE: YUP. This is a REALLY REMARKABLE piece of work. Playing with it is SUCH a UNIQUE EXPERIENCE.

[[Gene successfully gets the ball in the cup.]]

SFX: <>

GENE: By SHARING this with me, you are TRULY making a STATEMENT.

CHAD: You seem to be saying things that SOUND positive, but when taken literally are just statements of fact.

GENE: If you don't think I LIKE this, Chad, well, I just DON'T KNOW how to CONVINCE you!

{{header: quite the experience at WONDERMARK.COM}}

You have to get the ball in the bowl. Too easy? Well, try it with one hand, or behind your back, or with your feet!! There's no END to the FUN!!

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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