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[[JEDERICK and MONTPARNASSE travel together.]]

JEDERICK: Any New Year’s resolutions for this new year?

MONTPARNASSE: Well, considering we’re a couple days in…

MONTPARNASSE: It’d have to be something I’ve ALREADY BEEN DOING these last few days–in order to be considered unbroken so far.

MONTPARNASSE: So, I guess I’m resolving to watch television for sixteen hours a day.

JEDERICK: Let me know if you want an accountability partner.  I never did get around to finishing Mad Men.

{{header: lounge before WONDERMARK.COM}}

#1188; Off to a Good Start transcribed by in

[[JEDERICK and MONTPARNASSE travel together.]]

JEDERICK: Any New Year's resolutions for this new year?

MONTPARNASSE: Well, considering we're a couple days in...

MONTPARNASSE: It'd have to be something I've ALREADY BEEN DOING these last few days--in order to be considered unbroken so far.

MONTPARNASSE: So, I guess I'm resolving to watch television for sixteen hours a day.

JEDERICK: Let me know if you want an accountability partner.  I never did get around to finishing Mad Men.

{{header: lounge before WONDERMARK.COM}}

I’ll check in with you at your funeral to see how it’s going

#1188; Off to a Good Start

  — January 4th, 2016

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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