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– That’s it, I’m done.
– Hmm?

– I’m done living on the freezing streets. I’m done wiping windshields for crack money. And frankly, I’m done with “us.” I’m going back to my palatial mansion with my six dozen servants and my cabana boy, Julio.
– Pool party!

– That night we O.D.’ed was magical, but I’m afraid I’m simply not made for this hardscrabble life. Goodbye, Gene; it’s over.
– But I gave you my heart…

– You also gave me Hepatitis C.
– Hey, I gave that to everyone!

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alt-text: cool cabana – squash banana – sing it julio

#116; In which an Experiment is aborted transcribed by in

- That's it, I'm done.
- Hmm?

- I'm done living on the freezing streets. I'm done wiping windshields for crack money. And frankly, I'm done with "us." I'm going back to my palatial mansion with my six dozen servants and my cabana boy, Julio.
- Pool party!

- That night we O.D.'ed was magical, but I'm afraid I'm simply not made for this hardscrabble life. Goodbye, Gene; it's over.
- But I gave you my heart...

- You also gave me Hepatitis C.
- Hey, I gave that to everyone!

header: life stinks at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: cool cabana - squash banana - sing it julio

this may not be much consolation, but if it helps, just know that julio is certified in nearly TWICE as many different types of massages as you

#116; In which an Experiment is aborted

  — July 19th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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