Comic Transcripts

[[A woman, MILDRECK, speaks to a young man, NORMAN.]]

MILDRECK: Now, Norman…as you grow up into a man, there are many important things to learn…

MILDRECK: You should, of course, be RESPECTFUL. Mind your elders, be conscientious, and work hard to be a success

MILDRECK: Still, don’t be afraid to blaze a new trail. UPEND the conventional wisdom! Don’t be a mindless sheep! Be a RENEGADE!

MILDRECK: Remember, though, to be KIND. Everyone you meet is fighting a battle of their own. Be empathetic, and consider others’ feelings.

MILDRECK: But most importantly, be true to yourself. Don’t LISTEN to what OTHERS may say…Follow your OWN heart.

NORMAN: Is this, like, META-ADVICE about the VALUE OF ADVICE?
MILDRECK: I’m reminded of the wisdom my OWN mother shared with me…which I didn’t understand at ALL until the day I independently reached the same conclusions

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[[A woman, MILDRECK, speaks to a young man, NORMAN.]]

MILDRECK: Now, Norman…as you grow up into a man, there are many important things to learn…

MILDRECK: You should, of course, be RESPECTFUL. Mind your elders, be conscientious, and work hard to be a success

MILDRECK: Still, don’t be afraid to blaze a new trail. UPEND the conventional wisdom! Don’t be a mindless sheep! Be a RENEGADE!

MILDRECK: Remember, though, to be KIND. Everyone you meet is fighting a battle of their own. Be empathetic, and consider others’ feelings.

MILDRECK: But most importantly, be true to yourself. Don’t LISTEN to what OTHERS may say…Follow your OWN heart.

NORMAN: Is this, like, META-ADVICE about the VALUE OF ADVICE?
MILDRECK: I’m reminded of the wisdom my OWN mother shared with me…which I didn’t understand at ALL until the day I independently reached the same conclusions

{{header: be sure to WONDERMARK.COM}}

#1153; In which a Lesson is imparted, Part 1 transcribed by in

[[A woman, MILDRECK, speaks to a young man, NORMAN.]]

MILDRECK: Now, Norman...as you grow up into a man, there are many important things to learn...

MILDRECK: You should, of course, be RESPECTFUL. Mind your elders, be conscientious, and work hard to be a success

MILDRECK: Still, don't be afraid to blaze a new trail. UPEND the conventional wisdom! Don't be a mindless sheep! Be a RENEGADE!

MILDRECK: Remember, though, to be KIND. Everyone you meet is fighting a battle of their own. Be empathetic, and consider others' feelings.

MILDRECK: But most importantly, be true to yourself. Don't LISTEN to what OTHERS may say...Follow your OWN heart.

NORMAN: Is this, like, META-ADVICE about the VALUE OF ADVICE?
MILDRECK: I'm reminded of the wisdom my OWN mother shared with me...which I didn't understand at ALL until the day I independently reached the same conclusions

{{header: be sure to WONDERMARK.COM}}

these things are not mutually exclusive, but you kinda have to figure that out on your own too

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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