Comic Transcripts

[[A person in a porkpie hat and a bystander are sitting on a bench.]]
Boat Fan: Check out that boat supply shop over there.
Boat Fan: You need any *boat supplies*?

Boat Fan: Boat oil? Boat string? Boat cranks? Boat wood?
Boat Fan: Boat mats? Boat paper? Boat bags? Boat air?

Boat Fan: Boat hooks? Boat additive? Boat sealant? Boat seasoning?
Boat Fan: Boat primer? *They got it.* Boat flags? *Three aisles.* Boat jugs? *Invented ’em.* Boat lights? *Captain’s own.*

Boat Fan: Store *looks* like a boat. *Feels* like a boat. *Sways* like a boat. Sometimes gets *lost* for a bit.
Boat Fan: Do… you… need… Boat seals? Boat racks? Boat wheels? Boat wax?
Bystander: *Yes.* I do. I need some boat wax.

Bystander: Gotta wax the ol’ boat every now and then.
Boat Fan: Is that… is that a euphemism?
Bystander: And what if it is?

Bystander: You need to get past your boat hangups!
Boat Fan: *What!!* I don’t *have* any *boat hangups!*
Boat Fan: *That’s* why I need to get some boat hooks!!

{{header: adrift with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: NOTHING can sink the LARGEST BOAT SUPPLY STORE EVER BUILT — unless — wait, on the horizon — is that an iceberg supply store???}}

#1128; Quite the Bounty transcribed by in

[[A person in a porkpie hat and a bystander are sitting on a bench.]]
Boat Fan: Check out that boat supply shop over there.
Boat Fan: You need any *boat supplies*?

Boat Fan: Boat oil? Boat string? Boat cranks? Boat wood?
Boat Fan: Boat mats? Boat paper? Boat bags? Boat air?

Boat Fan: Boat hooks? Boat additive? Boat sealant? Boat seasoning?
Boat Fan: Boat primer? *They got it.* Boat flags? *Three aisles.* Boat jugs? *Invented ’em.* Boat lights? *Captain’s own.*

Boat Fan: Store *looks* like a boat. *Feels* like a boat. *Sways* like a boat. Sometimes gets *lost* for a bit.
Boat Fan: Do… you… need… Boat seals? Boat racks? Boat wheels? Boat wax?
Bystander: *Yes.* I do. I need some boat wax.

Bystander: Gotta wax the ol’ boat every now and then.
Boat Fan: Is that… is that a euphemism?
Bystander: And what if it is?

Bystander: You need to get past your boat hangups!
Boat Fan: *What!!* I don’t *have* any *boat hangups!*
Boat Fan: *That’s* why I need to get some boat hooks!!

{{header: adrift with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: NOTHING can sink the LARGEST BOAT SUPPLY STORE EVER BUILT — unless — wait, on the horizon — is that an iceberg supply store???}}

#1128; Quite the Bounty transcribed by in

[[A person in a porkpie hat and a bystander are sitting on a bench.]]
Boat Fan: Check out that boat supply shop over there.
Boat Fan: You need any *boat supplies*?

Boat Fan: Boat oil? Boat string? Boat cranks? Boat wood?
Boat Fan: Boat mats? Boat paper? Boat bags? Boat air?

Boat Fan: Boat hooks? Boat additive? Boat sealant? Boat seasoning?
Boat Fan: Boat primer? *They got it.* Boat flags? *Three aisles.* Boat jugs? *Invented 'em.* Boat lights? *Captain's own.*

Boat Fan: Store *looks* like a boat. *Feels* like a boat. *Sways* like a boat. Sometimes gets *lost* for a bit.
Boat Fan: Do... you... need... Boat seals? Boat racks? Boat wheels? Boat wax?
Bystander: *Yes.* I do. I need some boat wax.

Bystander: Gotta wax the ol' boat every now and then.
Boat Fan: Is that... is that a euphemism?
Bystander: And what if it is?

Bystander: You need to get past your boat hangups!
Boat Fan: *What!!* I don't *have* any *boat hangups!*
Boat Fan: *That's* why I need to get some boat hooks!!

{{header: adrift with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: NOTHING can sink the LARGEST BOAT SUPPLY STORE EVER BUILT -- unless -- wait, on the horizon -- is that an iceberg supply store???}}

NOTHING can sink the LARGEST BOAT SUPPLY STORE EVER BUILT -- unless -- wait, on the horizon -- is that an iceberg supply store???

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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