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[[TEDDICUS and BILLOCLES hang out.]]

TEDDICUS: Losing weight is burning calories, right?  You work out to generate HEAT?  I decided I’d skip the middleman!  Now I only eat food that’s ALREADY HOT!  So it’s got LESS FAR to GO!

BILLOCLES:  I’m not sure that’s actually how calories work?

TEDDICUS: OH! You’re NOT SURE? WELL then!  I AM sure, so guess who wins?

TEDDICUS: See, YOUR problem is you’re always worried you MIGHT BE WRONG.  If you’re always trying to DISPROVE things and poke holes in logic and dismiss incomplete evidence, you’ll SUCCEED–but you’ll never be satisfied!

TEDDICUS: You’ll just pick an arbitrary point where you’re satisfied for the time being–until some NEW information comes along to capsize the whole boat!  What a miserable life!  Scrabbling for scraps of validation!

TEDDICUS: My way of thinking is much simpler.  I’m just right all the time.  No mess, no fuss!  Never have to wonder, never have to worry!  It’s very liberating.

BILLOCLES: But what if you’re…wrong?

TEDDICUS: Seriously, dude, you need to seek therapy because there is that OBSESSION again.

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#1097; Always Right has Never Left transcribed by in

[[TEDDICUS and BILLOCLES hang out.]]

TEDDICUS: Losing weight is burning calories, right?  You work out to generate HEAT?  I decided I'd skip the middleman!  Now I only eat food that's ALREADY HOT!  So it's got LESS FAR to GO!

BILLOCLES:  I'm not sure that's actually how calories work?

TEDDICUS: OH! You're NOT SURE? WELL then!  I AM sure, so guess who wins?

TEDDICUS: See, YOUR problem is you're always worried you MIGHT BE WRONG.  If you're always trying to DISPROVE things and poke holes in logic and dismiss incomplete evidence, you'll SUCCEED--but you'll never be satisfied!

TEDDICUS: You'll just pick an arbitrary point where you're satisfied for the time being--until some NEW information comes along to capsize the whole boat!  What a miserable life!  Scrabbling for scraps of validation!

TEDDICUS: My way of thinking is much simpler.  I'm just right all the time.  No mess, no fuss!  Never have to wonder, never have to worry!  It's very liberating.

BILLOCLES: But what if you're...wrong?

TEDDICUS: Seriously, dude, you need to seek therapy because there is that OBSESSION again.

{{header: of course, it's WONDERMARK.COM}}

once I THOUGHT I was wrong but then I remembered the definition of Always Right and, whew!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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