Comic Transcripts

– I simply love his velour
– I have the best velourist in town
– She’s built like a Buick
– I’m built like a Corvette
– I know, too much salt
– Hmm, seawater soup
– So many zits!
– Let go of my hand
– My twin’s got your wallet
– That bastard told me it was a costume party

header: the house is a-rockin’ at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: a costume party ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

#089; In which a Host acts Passive-Aggressively transcribed by in

– I simply love his velour
– I have the best velourist in town
– She’s built like a Buick
– I’m built like a Corvette
– I know, too much salt
– Hmm, seawater soup
– So many zits!
– Let go of my hand
– My twin’s got your wallet
– That bastard told me it was a costume party

header: the house is a-rockin’ at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: a costume party ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

#089; In which a Host acts Passive-Aggressively transcribed by in

- I simply love his velour
- I have the best velourist in town
- She's built like a Buick
- I'm built like a Corvette
- I know, too much salt
- Hmm, seawater soup
- So many zits!
- Let go of my hand
- My twin's got your wallet
- That bastard told me it was a costume party

header: the house is a-rockin' at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: a costume party ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

a costume party ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

#089; In which a Host acts Passive-Aggressively

  — January 11th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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