Comic Transcripts

– My roommate is so rude. There’s always these weird noises coming from his room.
– Well, let’s mess that fool all up, yo!

– Hey, could you guys keep it down? We’re trying to torture prisoners with cheese and it’s really hard to focus. Thanks so much.

– Jerk.
– Dude, he gots cheese!

header: brie wheels aplenty at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i like a good jack myself

#088; In which Ty employs Questionable Methods transcribed by in

– My roommate is so rude. There’s always these weird noises coming from his room.
– Well, let’s mess that fool all up, yo!

– Hey, could you guys keep it down? We’re trying to torture prisoners with cheese and it’s really hard to focus. Thanks so much.

– Jerk.
– Dude, he gots cheese!

header: brie wheels aplenty at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i like a good jack myself

#088; In which Ty employs Questionable Methods transcribed by in

- My roommate is so rude. There's always these weird noises coming from his room.
- Well, let's mess that fool all up, yo!

- Hey, could you guys keep it down? We're trying to torture prisoners with cheese and it's really hard to focus. Thanks so much.

- Jerk.
- Dude, he gots cheese!

header: brie wheels aplenty at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i like a good jack myself

i like a good jack myself

#088; In which Ty employs Questionable Methods

  — January 4th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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