Comic Transcripts

– I can’t wait to see what Anna sent me from her trip to Venus!
– Hrrm?

– What’s that noise?
– Help! Please! Is anyone there?

– Oh, geez. This better not be what I think it is…
– Mercy! I ail! This journey has not been kind!

– It IS. A Venusian EXCHANGE BRIDE.
– O my betrothed!

– Space gangrene has et my fingers… I hope your health care can pay for a helper monkey!

– This is what happens when you try to be sarcastic via e-mail.
– Gah! I’ve burst my scabs!

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#085; In which the Letter-Carrier delivers Love transcribed by in

- I can't wait to see what Anna sent me from her trip to Venus!
- Hrrm?

- What's that noise?
- Help! Please! Is anyone there?

- Oh, geez. This better not be what I think it is...
- Mercy! I ail! This journey has not been kind!

- It IS. A Venusian EXCHANGE BRIDE.
- O my betrothed!

- Space gangrene has et my fingers... I hope your health care can pay for a helper monkey!

- This is what happens when you try to be sarcastic via e-mail.
- Gah! I've burst my scabs!

{{header: something for everyone at WONDERMARK.COM}}

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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