Comic Transcripts

– Listen to this: “Your book sucks. I checked it out of the library for free and hated it so much I set if on fire.”

– This guy actually bought a 37-cent stamp to tell me how much he hated my book. The library will buy a new copy, and I’ll get the royalties.

– It’s a good life, having idiots hate you.
– My chair moves!

header: pull the lever at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: my chair also moves

#084; In which Movement is detected only peripherally transcribed by in

– Listen to this: “Your book sucks. I checked it out of the library for free and hated it so much I set if on fire.”

– This guy actually bought a 37-cent stamp to tell me how much he hated my book. The library will buy a new copy, and I’ll get the royalties.

– It’s a good life, having idiots hate you.
– My chair moves!

header: pull the lever at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: my chair also moves

#084; In which Movement is detected only peripherally transcribed by in

- Listen to this: "Your book sucks. I checked it out of the library for free and hated it so much I set if on fire."

- This guy actually bought a 37-cent stamp to tell me how much he hated my book. The library will buy a new copy, and I'll get the royalties.

- It's a good life, having idiots hate you.
- My chair moves!

header: pull the lever at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: my chair also moves

my chair also moves

#084; In which Movement is detected only peripherally

  — December 7th, 2004

[ Tags: , , , ]       Permalink: https://wondermark.com/c/084/

Buy a Print

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


Recent blog posts