Comic Transcripts

– You know, I don’t think you show me very much respect.
– My stars! Please accept my heartfelt apologies!

– That was really nice. Thanks.
– That was a test, you racist bastard.

header: prove your worth at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: surgeon general’s warning: consumption of tobacco products may complicate pregnancy

#062; In which Tobacco is enjoyed transcribed by in

– You know, I don’t think you show me very much respect.
– My stars! Please accept my heartfelt apologies!

– That was really nice. Thanks.
– That was a test, you racist bastard.

header: prove your worth at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: surgeon general’s warning: consumption of tobacco products may complicate pregnancy

#062; In which Tobacco is enjoyed transcribed by in

- You know, I don't think you show me very much respect.
- My stars! Please accept my heartfelt apologies!

- That was really nice. Thanks.
- That was a test, you racist bastard.

header: prove your worth at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: surgeon general's warning: consumption of tobacco products may complicate pregnancy

surgeon general's warning: consumption of tobacco products may complicate pregnancy

#062; In which Tobacco is enjoyed

  — July 6th, 2004

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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