Comic Transcripts

– Hey! Get off of my cannon!
– But I wanted to play!

– The cannon is a deadly device! It means power! Let me tell you something about cannons and power…

– Whoever has the cannon, has the power! Now I’m not gonna –
– BLAM!

– My bad, I thought he was a deer.
– Accidents happen.

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- Hey! Get off of my cannon!
- But I wanted to play!

- The cannon is a deadly device! It means power! Let me tell you something about cannons and power...

- Whoever has the cannon, has the power! Now I'm not gonna -
- BLAM!

- My bad, I thought he was a deer.
- Accidents happen.

header: spook the horses at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: hey, whose cannon?

hey, whose cannon?

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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