David Malki !
Video: A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. Voices
Part 1 of a series of vignettes I’m making to promote my upcoming movie, Expendable. The film’s about a day in the life of the anonymous minions at The World’s Fifth-Largest Evil Organization.
More information about the movie can be found at AreYouExpendable.com.
Drawing: jim broadbent?
Drew this at Stumptown a few weeks ago, inspired by the many ridiculous ironic moustaches on display among the attendees.
Writing: omg wht was tht noize?
Another in the “Rejected by McSweeney’s” category.
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Instant Messages I Would Send if the EMP Bomb Hadn’t Permanently Destroyed All Electronics Worldwide
hey R U online? txt me im just sittin here in the dark with no tv lol
wind-up radios suXX >:O i feel like im in the 18th centyry
omg mysis was like “do we get to eat all the icecream now” and I was all “the freezer still works!!!!” srsly she is so stupid 😛
OMG I just realized is your granddad ok? b/c of his pacemaker txt me
these crazy ppl just showed up w/beards and started shouting thru the windows for like 2hrs. but i dont no what they wanted!!!! i cant googl to lookup what “vapid consumptivist sheep” meanz :”'( i mean i know sheep but the rest??
an airline jsut crashed thru the school!! haha i hope ms. fagghorn was inside XD
arggg i just had a kick@$$ idea for a facebook grp!! “WHO H8S CANDLELITE” this sux how did ppl in midivial times ever have friends
brb — dfp (dyin frm pneumonia)