[[Someone in a dress shows a piece of paper to someone very near her in a suit and a tall top hat.]]
Someone in a Dress: ...and *this* is my great-great-uncle Barnabas. *He* owned a *sawmill*.
Someone in a Suit: Mmm
[[Close-up of the photograph: a portrait of someone older-looking in a top hat. A hand is holding the photograph.]]
[[The same arrangement as in the first panel]]
Someone in a Suit: *Fascinating*. He looks just like every *other* person I've never met. You could be showing me a picture of the dude who invented *chewable thalidomide*. I would have no idea.
[[The one in a suit is joined by another, one with a beard. The one in the dress is gone.]]
Someone in a Suit: I would characterize my chances for a second date as "slim".
{{header: looks just like WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: When I challenged her to correctly identify her great-great-grandmother from a stack of family photos I jumbled together with stills I had printed out from a Dust Bowl documentary and brought with me, I finally realized that this wasn't actually about her, it was about me}}