#899; Inquiring after the Next Generation

Comic Transcripts

Woman: So! When are you and Amanda gonna give me some grandkids?
Man: I’d love to! Just tell me how!

Woman: What do you mean, “how”?
Man: I mean how! Nobody ever told me what you DO to get grandkids! Do I fill out a form? Stand in a line? Visit some kind of farm? What?

Woman: You’re teasing! Ask Amanda. SHE’LL help you figure it out.
Man: She’s as confused as I am! Listen, I want to help you out! But I don’t know what to do. How does it HAPPEN? How do we MAKE the grandkids? You’re gonna have to give us real clear step by step instructions.

Young woman: She still annoying you about grandkids?
Man: I’d characterize it as a stalemate.

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#899; Inquiring after the Next Generation transcribed by in

Woman: So! When are you and Amanda gonna give me some grandkids?
Man: I’d love to! Just tell me how!

Woman: What do you mean, “how”?
Man: I mean how! Nobody ever told me what you DO to get grandkids! Do I fill out a form? Stand in a line? Visit some kind of farm? What?

Young woman: She still annoying you about grandkids?
Man: I’d characterize it as a stalemate.

#899; Inquiring after the Next Generation transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.