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Woman: HAVE YOU GONE TO THE BANK YET?
Man: NO, MY STUFF FOR THE POST OFFICE ISN’T READY.
Woman: THE BANK’S GONNA CLOSE! I ASKED YOU THIS MORNING.
Man: I’VE ALMOST GOT THE STUFF READY FOR THE POST OFFICE! TEN MORE MINUTES!
Woman: YOU KNOW… YOU COULD MAKE
Man: DON’T SAY IT
Woman: TWO
Woman: TRIPS
Man: I WILL NOT HAVE THOSE WORDS UTTERED IN MY HOME

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{{alt-text: You are asking me to admit FAILURE.}}

#882; In which John has Priorities transcribed by in

Woman: HAVE YOU GONE TO THE BANK YET?
Man: NO, MY STUFF FOR THE POST OFFICE ISN'T READY.
Woman: THE BANK'S GONNA CLOSE! I ASKED YOU THIS MORNING.
Man: I'VE ALMOST GOT THE STUFF READY FOR THE POST OFFICE! TEN MORE MINUTES!
Woman: YOU KNOW... YOU COULD MAKE
Man: DON'T SAY IT
Woman: TWO
Woman: TRIPS
Man: I WILL NOT HAVE THOSE WORDS UTTERED IN MY HOME

{{header: loop around to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: You are asking me to admit FAILURE.}}

You are asking me to admit FAILURE.

#882; In which John has Priorities

  — October 26th, 2012

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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