Comic Transcripts

[[veritable mark twain figure holding fist to chest with righteous conviction]]
man: FACT, SENATOR: THE RTC PROJECT – WHICH YOU VOTED AGAINST – WOULD HAVE CREATED THOUSANDS OF JOBS IN THIS STATE. FACT: THE RTC PROJECT WOULD HAVE PROVIDED CONTRACTS TO HUNDREDS OF SMALL BUSINESSES, INJECTING MILLIONS INTO THE LOCAL ECONOMY. FACT: YOUR OPPOSITION TO THE RTC PROJECT IS NOTHING LESS THAN A SLAP IN THE FACE OF EVERY HARD-WORKING AMERICAN EAGER TO GET BACK TO WORK!
senator: uh, fact: “the rtc project” is a nazi-style death camp slash nuclear waste dump that you want to build on thirteen hundred acres of yellowstone national park.
man: WRONG AGAIN, SENATOR: THAT I WANT TO HAVE HONEST CITIZENS OF OUR FAIR STATE BUILD

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{{alt-text: I guess the state in question is Wyoming?}}

#877; The Shovel-Ready Project transcribed by in

[[veritable mark twain figure holding fist to chest with righteous conviction]]
man: FACT, SENATOR: THE RTC PROJECT – WHICH YOU VOTED AGAINST – WOULD HAVE CREATED THOUSANDS OF JOBS IN THIS STATE. FACT: THE RTC PROJECT WOULD HAVE PROVIDED CONTRACTS TO HUNDREDS OF SMALL BUSINESSES, INJECTING MILLIONS INTO THE LOCAL ECONOMY. FACT: YOUR OPPOSITION TO THE RTC PROJECT IS NOTHING LESS THAN A SLAP IN THE FACE OF EVERY HARD-WORKING AMERICAN EAGER TO GET BACK TO WORK!
senator: uh, fact: “the rtc project” is a nazi-style death camp slash nuclear waste dump that you want to build on thirteen hundred acres of yellowstone national park.
man: WRONG AGAIN, SENATOR: THAT I WANT TO HAVE HONEST CITIZENS OF OUR FAIR STATE BUILD

{{header: build yourself a WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I guess the state in question is Wyoming?}}

#877; The Shovel-Ready Project transcribed by in

[[veritable mark twain figure holding fist to chest with righteous conviction]]
man: FACT, SENATOR: THE RTC PROJECT - WHICH YOU VOTED AGAINST - WOULD HAVE CREATED THOUSANDS OF JOBS IN THIS STATE. FACT: THE RTC PROJECT WOULD HAVE PROVIDED CONTRACTS TO HUNDREDS OF SMALL BUSINESSES, INJECTING MILLIONS INTO THE LOCAL ECONOMY. FACT: YOUR OPPOSITION TO THE RTC PROJECT IS NOTHING LESS THAN A SLAP IN THE FACE OF EVERY HARD-WORKING AMERICAN EAGER TO GET BACK TO WORK!
senator: uh, fact: "the rtc project" is a nazi-style death camp slash nuclear waste dump that you want to build on thirteen hundred acres of yellowstone national park.
man: WRONG AGAIN, SENATOR: THAT I WANT TO HAVE HONEST CITIZENS OF OUR FAIR STATE BUILD

{{header: build yourself a WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I guess the state in question is Wyoming?}}

I guess the state in question is Wyoming?

#877; The Shovel-Ready Project

  — October 9th, 2012

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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