Comic Transcripts

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can’t BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What’re you trying to do?

Woman 1: I’m copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I’m RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I’m “out of town” and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I’ll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR… you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn’t make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

#834; In which Society benefits transcribed by in

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can’t BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What’re you trying to do?

Woman 1: I’m copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I’m RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I’m “out of town” and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I’ll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR… you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn’t make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

#834; In which Society benefits transcribed by in

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can't BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What're you trying to do?

Woman 1: I'm copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I'm RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I'm "out of town" and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I'll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR... you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn't make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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