PAVEL [[out of frame]]: How’s the knitting coming?
HULDA: Taking a break. Where’s the candy dish?

HULDA: Ah, we’re out of Mr. Goodbars.
PAVEL: Have a Krackel.
HULDA: Don’t be gross. Can you please make a Mr. Goodbar manifest itself out of thin air? PLEASE? For ME?

PAVEL: We have chocolate. We have peanuts. Just eat them together.
HULDA: I wouldn’t know the correct proportions! It wouldn’t be the same!
PAVEL: So experiment! You’d figure it out soon enough!

PAVEL: You could take Mr. Goodbar to school. You could IMPROVE him. Dare I say it? You could give the world DR. BESTBAR.
HULDA: How can you turn even slacking off from a project INTO A PROJECT

#774; In which Chocolate is lacked transcribed by in

PAVEL [[out of frame]]: How’s the knitting coming?
HULDA: Taking a break. Where’s the candy dish?

HULDA: Ah, we’re out of Mr. Goodbars.
PAVEL: Have a Krackel.
HULDA: Don’t be gross. Can you please make a Mr. Goodbar manifest itself out of thin air? PLEASE? For ME?

PAVEL: You could take Mr. Goodbar to school. You could IMPROVE him. Dare I say it? You could give the world DR. BESTBAR.
HULDA: How can you turn even slacking off from a project INTO A PROJECT

#774; In which Chocolate is lacked transcribed by in

PAVEL [[out of frame]]: How's the knitting coming?
HULDA: Taking a break. Where's the candy dish?

HULDA: Ah, we're out of Mr. Goodbars.
PAVEL: Have a Krackel.
HULDA: Don't be gross. Can you please make a Mr. Goodbar manifest itself out of thin air? PLEASE? For ME?

PAVEL: We have chocolate. We have peanuts. Just eat them together.
HULDA: I wouldn't know the correct proportions! It wouldn't be the same!
PAVEL: So experiment! You'd figure it out soon enough!

PAVEL: You could take Mr. Goodbar to school. You could IMPROVE him. Dare I say it? You could give the world DR. BESTBAR.
HULDA: How can you turn even slacking off from a project INTO A PROJECT

I asked for MAGIC and you gave me HOMEWORK

#774; In which Chocolate is lacked

— November 25th, 2011

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#774; In which Chocolate is lacked

— November 25th, 2011

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