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JOHN HAPPYPANTS: I brought you here because we share a common problem. It’s hard to find steak rare enough for our tastes!
LUCKY MARGE: I don’t want my beef cooked so much as run through a warm room.

CHEF HORACE [[standing next to a cow, knife in hand]]: Sir? I can take your order whenever you’re ready.
JOHN HAPPYPANTS: I have a good feeling about this place.
EFFIE: It is kind of expensive, though…
MAURICE [[ready with half a cow sticking out of a wagon]]: We also have a day-old menu.

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#332; In which All Needs are met transcribed by in

JOHN HAPPYPANTS: I brought you here because we share a common problem. It’s hard to find steak rare enough for our tastes!
LUCKY MARGE: I don’t want my beef cooked so much as run through a warm room.

CHEF HORACE [[standing next to a cow, knife in hand]]: Sir? I can take your order whenever you’re ready.
JOHN HAPPYPANTS: I have a good feeling about this place.
EFFIE: It is kind of expensive, though…
MAURICE [[ready with half a cow sticking out of a wagon]]: We also have a day-old menu.

{{header: choice cuts at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: really? rump roast didn’t go on the first day?}}

#332; In which All Needs are met transcribed by in

JOHN HAPPYPANTS: I brought you here because we share a common problem. It's hard to find steak rare enough for our tastes!
LUCKY MARGE: I don't want my beef cooked so much as run through a warm room.

CHEF HORACE [[standing next to a cow, knife in hand]]: Sir? I can take your order whenever you're ready.
JOHN HAPPYPANTS: I have a good feeling about this place.
EFFIE: It is kind of expensive, though...
MAURICE [[ready with half a cow sticking out of a wagon]]: We also have a day-old menu.

{{header: choice cuts at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: really? rump roast didn't go on the first day?}}

really? rump roast didn't go on the first day?

#332; In which All Needs are met

  — August 31st, 2007

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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