Comic Transcripts

[[WILBUR, a buffalo, is struck by an arrow fired by a nearby Indian warrior. Okay, “Native American warrior.”]]
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WILBUR: AHH! DUDE! You SHOT me! Are you INSANE? What is WRONG with you?

WILBUR (to himself): Wait, Wilbur.
Remember what the therapist said. Frame the situation using “I feel” statements.

WILBUR (aloud): WHEN you shoot me full of arrows, I FEEL like we aren’t contributing equally to the health of this relationshAAAOOWW
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{{Header: heal at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You are really wounding me with how inconsiderate you’re being. Also, with your arrows}}

#588; Sensitive, Dead Wilbur transcribed by in

[[WILBUR, a buffalo, is struck by an arrow fired by a nearby Indian warrior. Okay, “Native American warrior.”]]
<>
WILBUR: AHH! DUDE! You SHOT me! Are you INSANE? What is WRONG with you?

WILBUR (to himself): Wait, Wilbur.
Remember what the therapist said. Frame the situation using “I feel” statements.

WILBUR (aloud): WHEN you shoot me full of arrows, I FEEL like we aren’t contributing equally to the health of this relationshAAAOOWW
<>

{{Header: heal at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You are really wounding me with how inconsiderate you’re being. Also, with your arrows}}

#588; Sensitive, Dead Wilbur transcribed by in

[[WILBUR, a buffalo, is struck by an arrow fired by a nearby Indian warrior. Okay, "Native American warrior."]]
<>
WILBUR: AHH! DUDE! You SHOT me! Are you INSANE? What is WRONG with you?

WILBUR (to himself): Wait, Wilbur.
Remember what the therapist said. Frame the situation using "I feel" statements.

WILBUR (aloud): WHEN you shoot me full of arrows, I FEEL like we aren't contributing equally to the health of this relationshAAAOOWW
<>

{{Header: heal at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You are really wounding me with how inconsiderate you're being. Also, with your arrows}}

You are really wounding me with how inconsiderate you're being. Also, with your arrows

#588; Sensitive, Dead Wilbur

  — January 19th, 2010

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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