Comic Transcripts

[[ALGERNON rides his bike up to a sausage stand.]]
ALGERNON: Hey, man! How much for a hot dog??
VIKTOR: Four dolla’

[[ALGERNON rides away.]]
ALGERNON: MAAAAAAAN!

[[He pulls up at a pretzel cart.]]
ALGERNON: Hey, man! How much for a pretzel??
HYMAN: Two fiddy.

[[No sale.]]
ALGERNON: MAAAAAAAN!

ALGERNON: Oh God…
So HUNGRY!
I need SOMETHING…
ANYTHING!

ALGERNON: Tic-Tac…
Stick o’ gum…
Ice-cold soda…

[[He sees a woman with a baby.]]
ALGERNON: Hey lady, how much for that BABY??
LADY: One dolla’

ALGERNON: AW-RIIIIIGHT!
[[He rides away, having already taken a bite of the baby.]]

{{Header: Get satisfaction at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: ‘Ketchup, five dolla.’ MAAAAANNNN}}

Guest comic by Angela Melick transcribed by in

[[ALGERNON rides his bike up to a sausage stand.]]
ALGERNON: Hey, man! How much for a hot dog??
VIKTOR: Four dolla'

[[ALGERNON rides away.]]
ALGERNON: MAAAAAAAN!

[[He pulls up at a pretzel cart.]]
ALGERNON: Hey, man! How much for a pretzel??
HYMAN: Two fiddy.

[[No sale.]]
ALGERNON: MAAAAAAAN!

ALGERNON: Oh God...
So HUNGRY!
I need SOMETHING...
ANYTHING!

ALGERNON: Tic-Tac...
Stick o' gum...
Ice-cold soda...

[[He sees a woman with a baby.]]
ALGERNON: Hey lady, how much for that BABY??
LADY: One dolla'

ALGERNON: AW-RIIIIIGHT!
[[He rides away, having already taken a bite of the baby.]]

{{Header: Get satisfaction at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: 'Ketchup, five dolla.' MAAAAANNNN}}

'Ketchup, five dolla.' MAAAAANNNN

It’s guest week! Today’s comic is by Angela Melick of the charming and colorful comic Wasted Talent. Elements of her guest comic were inspired by my oft-recounted adventures in Baltimore. Oh, Baltimore! Your avenues, your customs, your people. I hope to never see any of them again.

Also check out larger versions of Angela’s drawings at her LiveJournal!

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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