#274; In which Faith is Renewed

Comic Transcripts

Teacher: So, have you found a church home yet?
Student: Yeah! I found one built on the basic principle that Mexicans are lazy.

Teacher: W-what? That’s patently offensive.
Student: We sing songs about how Mexicans are lazy, kids go to Mexicans-are-lazy camp, there’s all this ritual chanting… But now is a tough time. Recently the church splity into factions – my group thinks Zacatecanos are the laziest, but some crazy nutjobs think it’s Oaxacans. What a bunch of idiots!

Student: Those turncoat heretics are all gonna burn in Baja someday. Says so in scripture.
Teacher: Scripture? What holy text did you find that lunacy in?

Student: Webster’s dictionary. But you have to read it in a very precise order. Teacher: Well, one more book to ban from schools.

{{header: sacred beliefs at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: anyone read the ‘ask a mexican’ column in the alt-weeklies? true story – i went to college with that dude and at one point apparently made him so mad that he wrote a letter to the school paper complaining about me}}

#274; In which Faith is Renewed transcribed by in

Teacher: So, have you found a church home yet?
Student: Yeah! I found one built on the basic principle that Mexicans are lazy.

Student: Those turncoat heretics are all gonna burn in Baja someday. Says so in scripture.
Teacher: Scripture? What holy text did you find that lunacy in?

Student: Webster’s dictionary. But you have to read it in a very precise order. Teacher: Well, one more book to ban from schools.

#274; In which Faith is Renewed transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.