Comic Transcripts

[[Two men listen silently as a baby screams ceaselessly offpanel.]]
BABY: WAAAAAA

[[Same as first panel. Screaming continues.]]
BABY: AAAAAAA

BOB: In caveman days, you think they just SHOOK babies all the time?
Didn’t know any better?
BABY: AAAAAA
RAY: They probably got to do all KINDS of stuff we’re not supposed to do anymore.

[[BOB turns to RAY and just stares at him.]]
BABY: AAAAAAA

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{{Alt-text: Reason #485 why it would suck to be a caveman: I bet babies used to be even MORE annoying than they are today. All of today’s babies are descended from the subset of caveman babies that were not intolerable enough to destroy.}}

#504; In which it just Doesn’t Stop transcribed by in

[[Two men listen silently as a baby screams ceaselessly offpanel.]]
BABY: WAAAAAA

[[Same as first panel. Screaming continues.]]
BABY: AAAAAAA

BOB: In caveman days, you think they just SHOOK babies all the time?
Didn't know any better?
BABY: AAAAAA
RAY: They probably got to do all KINDS of stuff we're not supposed to do anymore.

[[BOB turns to RAY and just stares at him.]]
BABY: AAAAAAA

{{Header: evolve into WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Reason #485 why it would suck to be a caveman: I bet babies used to be even MORE annoying than they are today. All of today's babies are descended from the subset of caveman babies that were not intolerable enough to destroy.}}

Reason #485 why it would suck to be a caveman: I bet babies used to be even MORE annoying than they are today. All of today's babies are descended from the subset of caveman babies that were not intolerable enough to destroy.

#504; In which it just Doesn’t Stop

  — April 3rd, 2009

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Anyone who is offended by this was not on my flight last night.

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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