Comic Transcripts

[[HOBART has an urgent need. Overhead is a large banner.]]
BANNER: OLD PEOPLE / Annual Conference and Trade Show
HOBART: Ah, jeez. I don’t want to use the bathroom here, it’ll be full of old people.

HOBART: Excuse me, is there another bathroom in the hotel?
BELLMAN: Just down the hallway past the other conference.
HOBART: Thank you.

[[HOBART hurries down the hall…]]

[[…where he finds the other conference.]]
BANNER: OLD PEOPLE with Bowel Control Problems Annual Conference and Trade Show
HOBART: AW C’MON!

{{Header: find your place at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Being picky has cost him valuable time!}}

#472; In which it’s Everywhere transcribed by in

[[HOBART has an urgent need. Overhead is a large banner.]]
BANNER: OLD PEOPLE / Annual Conference and Trade Show
HOBART: Ah, jeez. I don’t want to use the bathroom here, it’ll be full of old people.

HOBART: Excuse me, is there another bathroom in the hotel?
BELLMAN: Just down the hallway past the other conference.
HOBART: Thank you.

[[HOBART hurries down the hall…]]

[[…where he finds the other conference.]]
BANNER: OLD PEOPLE with Bowel Control Problems Annual Conference and Trade Show
HOBART: AW C’MON!

{{Header: find your place at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Being picky has cost him valuable time!}}

#472; In which it’s Everywhere transcribed by in

[[HOBART has an urgent need. Overhead is a large banner.]]
BANNER: OLD PEOPLE / Annual Conference and Trade Show
HOBART: Ah, jeez. I don't want to use the bathroom here, it'll be full of old people.

HOBART: Excuse me, is there another bathroom in the hotel?
BELLMAN: Just down the hallway past the other conference.
HOBART: Thank you.

[[HOBART hurries down the hall...]]

[[...where he finds the other conference.]]
BANNER: OLD PEOPLE with Bowel Control Problems Annual Conference and Trade Show
HOBART: AW C'MON!

{{Header: find your place at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Being picky has cost him valuable time!}}

Being picky has cost him valuable time!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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