Comic Transcripts

– Quick! Don’t ask questions, just hide me!

– You there! Have you seen my son go by? He’s infected by a terrible virus that will kill one-third of the earth’s population, making five-eights of those remaining lactose intolerant while granting amazing super-powers to a quarter of the remainder!

– Well, come on, then, either you’ve seen him or you haven’t.
– Wait, no, start over. I was always bad at math.

header: run for your life at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: ooo, spooky forest

#024; In which factors Public Health transcribed by in

– Quick! Don’t ask questions, just hide me!

– You there! Have you seen my son go by? He’s infected by a terrible virus that will kill one-third of the earth’s population, making five-eights of those remaining lactose intolerant while granting amazing super-powers to a quarter of the remainder!

– Well, come on, then, either you’ve seen him or you haven’t.
– Wait, no, start over. I was always bad at math.

header: run for your life at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: ooo, spooky forest

#024; In which factors Public Health transcribed by in

- Quick! Don't ask questions, just hide me!

- You there! Have you seen my son go by? He's infected by a terrible virus that will kill one-third of the earth's population, making five-eights of those remaining lactose intolerant while granting amazing super-powers to a quarter of the remainder!

- Well, come on, then, either you've seen him or you haven't.
- Wait, no, start over. I was always bad at math.

header: run for your life at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: ooo, spooky forest

ooo, spooky forest

#024; In which factors Public Health

  — October 14th, 2003

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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