'"Don't worry. We haven't had anyone crash yet.'' / ''...How many have you had land successfully?'' / ''We've only been here about an hour, so we are hoping you will be the first''

Comic Transcripts

[[A man in a cap, BLORTHUR, holds a stop sign at the edge of a broken bridge]]

BLORTHUR: The BRIDGE is OUT!

[[On the bridge, in silhouette, we see a car with people approach Blorthur and an enormous man next to him]]

BLORTHUR: HALT, MOTORISTS!
BLORTHUR: The road abruptly CEASES to BE! There is NO MOTORING further!

[[A well-dressed couple, REGINOLD and POMPINIA, sit in an open-top automobile]]

REGINOLD: Okay, okay. You don’t have to shout.
POMPINIA: Who’s your BIG friend? HE here to shout at us too?

[[Blorthur stands next to an enormous muscular man, TANTOR, who is wearing a padded bodysuit. He looks great in it, ngl]]

BLORTHUR: Tantor here CAN ATTEMPT to throw you across.
BLORTHUR: CAR and all. One big HEAVE. Ten meters, or whatever it is. You IN?

[[Reginold and Pompinia look skeptical]]

REGINOLD: “Whatever it is”?
BLORTHUR: It’s a pilot program. We’re still testing it.
BLORTHUR: I can offer you a LIFETIME PASS for participating in the trial! FREE heaves across this very gorge FOREVER!

POMPINIA: But IF your optimistic oaf were to FALTER? We’d be CAST to our DEATHS upon the rocks!
REGINOLD: We’d STILL be getting the LIFETIME supply! TAKE THE DEAL!!

{{header: faster than a speeding WONDERMARK.COM}}

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[[A man in a cap, BLORTHUR, holds a stop sign at the edge of a broken bridge]]

BLORTHUR: The BRIDGE is OUT!

[[On the bridge, in silhouette, we see a car with people approach Blorthur and an enormous man next to him]]

BLORTHUR: HALT, MOTORISTS!
BLORTHUR: The road abruptly CEASES to BE! There is NO MOTORING further!

[[A well-dressed couple, REGINOLD and POMPINIA, sit in an open-top automobile]]

REGINOLD: Okay, okay. You don't have to shout.
POMPINIA: Who's your BIG friend? HE here to shout at us too?

[[Blorthur stands next to an enormous muscular man, TANTOR, who is wearing a padded bodysuit. He looks great in it, ngl]]

BLORTHUR: Tantor here CAN ATTEMPT to throw you across.
BLORTHUR: CAR and all. One big HEAVE. Ten meters, or whatever it is. You IN?

[[Reginold and Pompinia look skeptical]]

REGINOLD: "Whatever it is"?
BLORTHUR: It's a pilot program. We're still testing it.
BLORTHUR: I can offer you a LIFETIME PASS for participating in the trial! FREE heaves across this very gorge FOREVER!

POMPINIA: But IF your optimistic oaf were to FALTER? We'd be CAST to our DEATHS upon the rocks!
REGINOLD: We'd STILL be getting the LIFETIME supply! TAKE THE DEAL!!

{{header: faster than a speeding WONDERMARK.COM}}

'"Don't worry. We haven't had anyone crash yet.'' / ''...How many have you had land successfully?'' / ''We've only been here about an hour, so we are hoping you will be the first''

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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