#449; In which ‘Food’ is placed in Quotes

Comic Transcripts

TEDDY (peering through his spyglass): Aaggh What in blazes is this nonsense?
MR. KABOB: I’m a thirteen-dollar, rubbery-tasting KABOB representing the captive-audience retail dining industry!
TEDDY: So YOU’RE the ones at airports and sports arenas raking customers over the coals for needing to EAT!
Eight-dollar hot dogs. Twenty-dollar cheese fries. Ten-buck gallons of soda made from FOUR CENTS’ worth of syrup. SHAMELESS!

TEDDY: When Burger King straight-out DOUBLES its prices in an airport terminal, you know what it tells the consumer?
“Out there in the world, if it wasn’t for those pesky MARKET FORCES keeping us down…if only we COULD charge nine dollars for a Whopper, well, by God, we WOULD.”
MR. KABOB: BLAH BLAH BLAH BOO-HOO CRYBABY wants everything for nothing. You know how EXPENSIVE it is to rent a retail stall at a major airport? If we charged street prices we’d be BROKE in a WEEK.

TEDDY: Really? THAT’S the reason that prices are so high?
MR. KABOB: To be fair, NO. It’s the thing that you said.

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{{Alt-text: inching ever closer and then WHAM smacked with a spyglass and eaten}}

#449; In which ‘Food’ is placed in Quotes transcribed by in

TEDDY: Really? THAT’S the reason that prices are so high?
MR. KABOB: To be fair, NO. It’s the thing that you said.

{{Header: talking meat at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: inching ever closer and then WHAM smacked with a spyglass and eaten}}

#449; In which ‘Food’ is placed in Quotes transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.