Comic Transcripts

– I say, sir, do you have the time?
– Ants ants ants ants

– Sorry, what was that?
– Ants in the pants ants in the pants

– Ants in the crevices ants in the cracks ants in the crannies and ants on the sac

– I don’t know if that last bit was necessary.
– Then you’re gonna HATE the next verse.

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#102; In which Ants factor transcribed by in

– I say, sir, do you have the time?
– Ants ants ants ants

– Sorry, what was that?
– Ants in the pants ants in the pants

– Ants in the crevices ants in the cracks ants in the crannies and ants on the sac

– I don’t know if that last bit was necessary.
– Then you’re gonna HATE the next verse.

{{header: scratch at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: an infestation of insects is invariably interesting}}

#102; In which Ants factor transcribed by in

- I say, sir, do you have the time?
- Ants ants ants ants

- Sorry, what was that?
- Ants in the pants ants in the pants

- Ants in the crevices ants in the cracks ants in the crannies and ants on the sac

- I don't know if that last bit was necessary.
- Then you're gonna HATE the next verse.

{{header: scratch at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: an infestation of insects is invariably interesting}}

an infestation of insects is invariably interesting

#102; In which Ants factor

  — April 12th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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