[[A curly-haired man is holding his nose, talking to another man, who is holding a cigarette.]]
Sufferer: Bluh, feeling a little congested today.
Contrarian: You know, some people have chronic respiratory ailments every day of their lives.
Sufferer: Even had a nosebleed this morning...
Contrarian: Some people've had them every hour like clockwork since puberty!
Sufferer: Think I might also have a rash starting on my nose here.
Contrarian: Some people are covered EVERY INCH with HORRIFYING skin disease that will never EVER heal
Sufferer: I'm CONFUSED. What reaction are you hoping to provoke from me?
Contrarian: You know, SOME people are confused ALL THE TIME FOREVER and they never EVER figure out that various OTHER people may or may not have a CRUSH on them!
Contrarian: SOME people
{{header: get serious at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I don't have any idea WHO *peeks slyly through fingers*}}