#327; In which Mom gets to the Bottom of Things

Comic Transcripts

MA AKCERMAN: There’s the little scamps! What have you kids been up to today?
BRITNEY: Nothing! Nothing at all! Everything’s totally fine! We haven’t even been IN the garage! We’ve just been, uh, upstairs!
SANJAY: I uh don’t think I’ve EVER been in the garage

MA AKCERMAN: Oh, dear. Do I need to look in the garage?
BRITNEY: NO! Not at all! I mean, not unless you want to see cars! The cars are still in there! We didn’t move them! Why would we have moved them? We WOULDN’T’VE!
SANJAY: Yeah I mean we’re just kids

MA AKCERMAN: I know what you’re doing.
MA AKCERMAN: You’re pretending to have done something wrong, so I’ll go look and nothing will be the matter…
MA AKCERMAN: That way, I’ll eventually grow tired of looking every time you kids act nervous, thus freeing you to cause all sorts of mischief!
BRITNEY: Wow. We did it. She’s nuts.
SANJAY: As long as she doesn’t look in the garage

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{{alt-text: once you grow up, you have to just sit around all day figuring out how your children are trying to decieve you. if you let your guard down even for a moment, all of a sudden they are seventeen years old breaking the lock on your toolshed and selling your power tools for meth money.}}

#327; In which Mom gets to the Bottom of Things transcribed by in

MA AKCERMAN: There's the little scamps! What have you kids been up to today?
BRITNEY: Nothing! Nothing at all! Everything's totally fine! We haven't even been IN the garage! We've just been, uh, upstairs!
SANJAY: I uh don't think I've EVER been in the garage

MA AKCERMAN: Oh, dear. Do I need to look in the garage?
BRITNEY: NO! Not at all! I mean, not unless you want to see cars! The cars are still in there! We didn't move them! Why would we have moved them? We WOULDN'T'VE!
SANJAY: Yeah I mean we're just kids

MA AKCERMAN: I know what you're doing.
MA AKCERMAN: You're pretending to have done something wrong, so I'll go look and nothing will be the matter...
MA AKCERMAN: That way, I'll eventually grow tired of looking every time you kids act nervous, thus freeing you to cause all sorts of mischief!
BRITNEY: Wow. We did it. She's nuts.
SANJAY: As long as she doesn't look in the garage

once you grow up, you have to just sit around all day figuring out how your children are trying to deceive you. if you let your guard down even for a moment, all of a sudden they are seventeen years old breaking the lock on your toolshed and selling all your power tools for meth money.