Comic Transcripts

[[Two suited individuals talk among themselves. Both are somewhat balding. One is short and thin, with a worried expression; the other is taller and larger, with a pensive expression, stroking his beard.]]
Worrier: Do you ever feel like we’re getting close to a breaking point?
Worrier: Societally?
Worrier: I lie awake some nights worried ab out our entire SYSTEM collapsing. Whether I’ll be able to SURVIVE afterward.

Pragmatist: I figure, any economic collapse on a society-destroying scale would be AS RUINOUS or MORE to the giant corporations that control everything as it would be to US…
Pragmatist: The 1% has both a VESTED INTEREST in social stability – because their imaginary hedge fund wealth VANISHES in a MAD MAX type situation –

Pragmatist: – and conveniently, they’re the only ones that have any power to actually DO anything about it.
Pragmatist: So I just trust that Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos and the Koch brothers won’t ALLOW society to collapse.

[[A traditional American family (a father, mother, and son) drawn in a 20th century cartoon style hold their hands to their hearts, saluting twin American flags. Large text declares, “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”.]]

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[[Two suited individuals talk among themselves. Both are somewhat balding. One is short and thin, with a worried expression; the other is taller and larger, with a pensive expression, stroking his beard.]]
Worrier: Do you ever feel like we're getting close to a breaking point?
Worrier: Societally?
Worrier: I lie awake some nights worried ab out our entire SYSTEM collapsing. Whether I'll be able to SURVIVE afterward.

Pragmatist: I figure, any economic collapse on a society-destroying scale would be AS RUINOUS or MORE to the giant corporations that control everything as it would be to US...
Pragmatist: The 1% has both a VESTED INTEREST in social stability - because their imaginary hedge fund wealth VANISHES in a MAD MAX type situation -

Pragmatist: - and conveniently, they're the only ones that have any power to actually DO anything about it.
Pragmatist: So I just trust that Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos and the Koch brothers won't ALLOW society to collapse.

[[A traditional American family (a father, mother, and son) drawn in a 20th century cartoon style hold their hands to their hearts, saluting twin American flags. Large text declares, "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY".]]

{{header: oh, say does that WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: is lighting off explosions to commemorate a war analogous to wearing a cross to commemorate a crucifixion}}

is lighting off explosions to commemorate a war analogous to wearing a cross to commemorate a crucifixion

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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