One thing I forgot to mention in the “What I’m doing roundup” last week was my dumb twitter account Things Adults Do.
It’s simple: I find people saying “I am an adult”, and I retweet them. Over time, this paints a comprehensive (and, may I say, delightful) picture of Things Adults Do.
Some examples:
I just spent 6 bucks on my very own kazoo because I am an ADULT HUMAN and I will BUY WHAT I WANT with the MONEY MY MOM GIVES ME
— your duder ched (@royalpizzaboy) February 5, 2014
I am an adult who has just misplaced a blue gummy bear earring.
— Georgene (@Giania) December 26, 2013
Sometimes I look at iPhone screenshots and think their low battery power is my actual battery power and freak out. I am an adult man.
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) January 21, 2014
I'm eating diseased strawberries. I'm an adult and I've made a choice.
— Abeer Zaki (@AbeerZaki) May 2, 2014
Just sat on one of my balls. I'm an adult
— Matt Bilinovich (@MBilinovich) May 23, 2014
Follow along at @adults_do!