Comic Transcripts

ARVID: AGK
STEVIE: Mister? What happened? What’s wrong?
ARVID: I just got a seizing pain in my gut! That can only mean one of two things!

ARVID: Either my identical twin brother – with whom I share a strange and unexplained psychic bond – is about to come to severe physical harm OR my massive multinational organization is about to have its global strategy dictated by the signers of an internet petition!

[[ELSEWHERE]]
LANCE [[ARVID’s twin, attacking a lion]]: STOP MAKIN’ EYES AT MY SAMMICH

{{header: feels like WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: spoiler alert: it’s the former}}

#688; In which the Lion wins transcribed by in

ARVID: AGK
STEVIE: Mister? What happened? What’s wrong?
ARVID: I just got a seizing pain in my gut! That can only mean one of two things!

ARVID: Either my identical twin brother – with whom I share a strange and unexplained psychic bond – is about to come to severe physical harm OR my massive multinational organization is about to have its global strategy dictated by the signers of an internet petition!

[[ELSEWHERE]]
LANCE [[ARVID’s twin, attacking a lion]]: STOP MAKIN’ EYES AT MY SAMMICH

{{header: feels like WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: spoiler alert: it’s the former}}

#688; In which the Lion wins transcribed by in

ARVID: AGK
STEVIE: Mister? What happened? What's wrong?
ARVID: I just got a seizing pain in my gut! That can only mean one of two things!

ARVID: Either my identical twin brother - with whom I share a strange and unexplained psychic bond - is about to come to severe physical harm OR my massive multinational organization is about to have its global strategy dictated by the signers of an internet petition!

[[ELSEWHERE]]
LANCE [[ARVID's twin, attacking a lion]]: STOP MAKIN' EYES AT MY SAMMICH

{{header: feels like WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: spoiler alert: it's the former}}

spoiler alert: it's the former

#688; In which the Lion wins

  — December 28th, 2010

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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