Comic Transcripts

DIANE: Ooh, where are we going for dinner?
REX: I got a great tip on a tiny little place. Super hip. Super underground. You’ll dig it.

REX: Hello! Two for dinner?
LIZ: Where are you shoes
REX: Uh?on our feet?
LIZ: What is problem with
REX: N-nothing We just came for dinner

LIZ: This is shoe repair. We repair shoe and shoe accessory
REX: I’m sorry, I thought this was a restaurant-
LIZ: Sometime when we get skin for tan into leather, there is a strip of fat on this We make this a soup but only while you wait for shoe repair

LIZ: Do you want this soup? Is fifty dollar and include mending, re-sole of shoes
REX: Y-yes please
LIZ: We are closed

DIANE: Did we fail the speakeasy test or is this really a shoe place?
REX: Let’s knock again – you pretend to be a shoelace wholesaler while I try to sneak a peek inside

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#645; A Novel Dining Experience transcribed by in

DIANE: Ooh, where are we going for dinner?
REX: I got a great tip on a tiny little place. Super hip. Super underground. You’ll dig it.

REX: Hello! Two for dinner?
LIZ: Where are you shoes
REX: Uh?on our feet?
LIZ: What is problem with
REX: N-nothing We just came for dinner

LIZ: This is shoe repair. We repair shoe and shoe accessory
REX: I’m sorry, I thought this was a restaurant-
LIZ: Sometime when we get skin for tan into leather, there is a strip of fat on this We make this a soup but only while you wait for shoe repair

LIZ: Do you want this soup? Is fifty dollar and include mending, re-sole of shoes
REX: Y-yes please
LIZ: We are closed

DIANE: Did we fail the speakeasy test or is this really a shoe place?
REX: Let’s knock again – you pretend to be a shoelace wholesaler while I try to sneak a peek inside

{{header: dine in at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The Yelp reviews for this place are all over the map.}}

#645; A Novel Dining Experience transcribed by in

DIANE: Ooh, where are we going for dinner?
REX: I got a great tip on a tiny little place. Super hip. Super underground. You'll dig it.

REX: Hello! Two for dinner?
LIZ: Where are you shoes
REX: Uh?on our feet?
LIZ: What is problem with
REX: N-nothing We just came for dinner

LIZ: This is shoe repair. We repair shoe and shoe accessory
REX: I'm sorry, I thought this was a restaurant-
LIZ: Sometime when we get skin for tan into leather, there is a strip of fat on this We make this a soup but only while you wait for shoe repair

LIZ: Do you want this soup? Is fifty dollar and include mending, re-sole of shoes
REX: Y-yes please
LIZ: We are closed

DIANE: Did we fail the speakeasy test or is this really a shoe place?
REX: Let's knock again - you pretend to be a shoelace wholesaler while I try to sneak a peek inside

{{header: dine in at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The Yelp reviews for this place are all over the map.}}

The Yelp reviews for this place are all over the map.

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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