#505; In which One cannot Let Loose

Comic Transcripts

EVERETT: Yes, sir. You had a complaint?
MALCOLM: I’d call it more of a suggestion.
Are you the guy to receive brilliant suggestions?
EVERETT: I do seem to have drawn the short straw.

MALCOLM: I’ve been in some pretty fancy public restrooms. Some have mood lighting. Others have creepy attendants.
Everyone’s got the basic plumbing needs pretty well covered.
But what’s the number one MOST BASIC thing all public restrooms should have, but NONE do?

MALCOLM: Really loud background noise. Like waterfalls, or jungle birds, or polka music, or all of the above.
Your restroom is a TOMB.
All hearing echoes of the guy three stalls down when he BLINKS.

MALCOLM: I can’t crap in a tomb. I can’t make any TRULY SATISFYING bowel progress if I can be HEARD.
EVERETT: Those of us who have to clean up after you would argue that that’s the POINT.

{{Header: got to go to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Yes I know they have all kinds of goofy toilet things in Japan.}}

#505; In which One cannot Let Loose transcribed by in

EVERETT: Yes, sir. You had a complaint?
MALCOLM: I’d call it more of a suggestion.
Are you the guy to receive brilliant suggestions?
EVERETT: I do seem to have drawn the short straw.

MALCOLM: Really loud background noise. Like waterfalls, or jungle birds, or polka music, or all of the above.
Your restroom is a TOMB.
All hearing echoes of the guy three stalls down when he BLINKS.

MALCOLM: I can’t crap in a tomb. I can’t make any TRULY SATISFYING bowel progress if I can be HEARD.
EVERETT: Those of us who have to clean up after you would argue that that’s the POINT.

{{Header: got to go to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Yes I know they have all kinds of goofy toilet things in Japan.}}

#505; In which One cannot Let Loose transcribed by in

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!