#469; In which Now you Know

Comic Transcripts

Bernardo: I just had one of those full-body CAT scans.
Turns out I’m a walking calamity.

Bernardo: Got cysts in my gut. Calcium in my gallbladder. Spurs in my joints. Some kind of parasite living in my spine, and over a dozen different types of gout.

Bernardo: All apparently asymptomatic.
Man, yesterday I was fine. Now I’m a bucket of meat about to keel over.

Leopod: Don’t forget cancer from the scan.
Bernardo: I can now cook Hot Pockets from a distance.

{{header: take a look at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: so that’ll come in handy as I gorge myself in despair}}

#469; In which Now you Know transcribed by in

Bernardo: I just had one of those full-body CAT scans.
Turns out I’m a walking calamity.

Bernardo: Got cysts in my gut. Calcium in my gallbladder. Spurs in my joints. Some kind of parasite living in my spine, and over a dozen different types of gout.

Bernardo: All apparently asymptomatic.
Man, yesterday I was fine. Now I’m a bucket of meat about to keel over.

Leopod: Don’t forget cancer from the scan.
Bernardo: I can now cook Hot Pockets from a distance.

{{header: take a look at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: so that’ll come in handy as I gorge myself in despair}}

#469; In which Now you Know transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.