Comic Transcripts

CLIVE: How’s WORKING FROM HOME treating you?
LUCINDA: Great! Except for this GUY who keeps coming into my office and POOPING in the corner of the room.
Onto this, like, MOUND OF SAND set up for JUST THAT PURPOSE!
CLIVE: POOPING–Oh, the CAT! Ha ha ha!

CLIVE: I used to have a co-worker like that! She was cute, but eventually I had to LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM to stop her from trying to LICK MY FACE all the time!
LUCINDA: The guy in MY office is real “touchy” too.
VERY affectionate, TOTALLY inappropriate for the workplace. He always wants to SIT ON MY LAP while I WORK! I should really file a FORMAL COMPLAINT with H.R.!

REG: I can’t compete with you folks! Weirdest thing that ever happened to me down at the factory was a guy ratted me out for pocketing misformed O-rings off the line an’ takin’ ’em home for “ILLICIT PURPOSES.”
But he got HIS! Four and a half hours o’ NIGHT-VISION VIDEO of him stayin’ after hours an’ HUMPIN’ the welding robots!

[[CLIVE AND LUCINDA just stare at REG silently.]]

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CLIVE: How's WORKING FROM HOME treating you?
LUCINDA: Great! Except for this GUY who keeps coming into my office and POOPING in the corner of the room.
Onto this, like, MOUND OF SAND set up for JUST THAT PURPOSE!
CLIVE: POOPING--Oh, the CAT! Ha ha ha!

CLIVE: I used to have a co-worker like that! She was cute, but eventually I had to LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM to stop her from trying to LICK MY FACE all the time!
LUCINDA: The guy in MY office is real "touchy" too.
VERY affectionate, TOTALLY inappropriate for the workplace. He always wants to SIT ON MY LAP while I WORK! I should really file a FORMAL COMPLAINT with H.R.!

REG: I can't compete with you folks! Weirdest thing that ever happened to me down at the factory was a guy ratted me out for pocketing misformed O-rings off the line an' takin' 'em home for "ILLICIT PURPOSES."
But he got HIS! Four and a half hours o' NIGHT-VISION VIDEO of him stayin' after hours an' HUMPIN' the welding robots!

[[CLIVE AND LUCINDA just stare at REG silently.]]

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I've got playing on the bigscreen in the living room. I'm just going around letting everyone know

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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