MARC: You know how they're always recalling products because they suddenly find out how toxic they are? And they never seem to figure it out until chumps like us have been using the product for years?
MARC: Which seemingly harmless substance that we use every day is actually slowly poisoning us? Lead. Asbestos. Teflon. Thalomide. Vioxx. Makes you wonder what's next. What they haven't figured out is deadly yet. So I'm just playing it safe.
SADIE: You seriously haven't brushed your teeth since 1993?
MARC: I'm distrustful of fluoride and fluoride derivatives!
SADIE: You could have saved us both some time if you'd mentioned that in your Match.com profile.
MARC: Oh, I thought it was obvious when I said "I don't let society's frivolous protocols take precedence over my personal values."
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