#379; The Evening does not end with a Kiss

Comic Transcripts

MARC: You know how they’re always recalling products because they suddenly find out how toxic they are? And they never seem to figure it out until chumps like us have been using the product for years?

MARC: Which seemingly harmless substance that we use every day is actually slowly poisoning us? Lead. Asbestos. Teflon. Thalomide. Vioxx. Makes you wonder what’s next. What they haven’t figured out is deadly yet. So I’m just playing it safe.
SADIE: You seriously haven’t brushed your teeth since 1993?
MARC: I’m distrustful of fluoride and fluoride derivatives!

SADIE: You could have saved us both some time if you’d mentioned that in your Match.com profile.
MARC: Oh, I thought it was obvious when I said “I don’t let society’s frivolous protocols take precedence over my personal values.”

{{header: let it grow at WONDERMARK.com}}
{{alt-text: you have to RESPECT my PERSONAL VALUES especially ones I got from a WEBSITE}}

#379; The Evening does not end with a Kiss transcribed by in

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!